So, I watched the Wizard of Oz a few days ago, and it turns out I just don't really dig it. I think the fact that I'm not a huge fan of musicals (
except for the Sound of Music, duh) probably has a lot to do with it. I just always wish I could fast forward through the songs.
And there are a lot of songs in the WOO. (Yeah, that's right I abbreved it. No time for songs, no time for titles.
The other problem is the wardrobe is kind of meh. So I nominate myself to get the ball rolling on an up-to-date version, and I will allow the occasional bit of song and dance, if in return I am allowed a scene where Dorothy, Glenda, the Wicked Witch, and the Cowardly Lion all meet up at a fancy-ass party.
Check it:

Dorothy has kind of a Pollyanna Cowgirl, fresh-off-the-farm thing going on, you know? So I gave her a change of shoes, because there's a lot of walking. Yellow brick road and all.

Also, the Cowardly Lion is now a woman, because that is more fun for Imaginary Dress Up purposes. And any self proclaimed King/Queen would probably go for a lot of gold, and of course the fur.

On to Glenda the Good Witch. Oh, Glenda. Kind-hearted when it suits her, helpful if it's not too much work. The way I understand her, she's not so much Good as Benign. Something of a self-involved bore, and a classic girly-girl.

And finally, the Wicked Witch. She is probably the most fun to dress up. She doesn't eat carbs but instead lives off of nail polish fumes and caviar, and she reads the Wall Street Journal and Vogue, and uses up an eyeliner pencil a day. And I kind of want all of her accessories. In fact, I think I will cast myself in this remake, while I'm at it.
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